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My dick is very small
I only got one ball
The other one I've lost
It hangs there all alone
I've sold it on the web
Turns out it was a scam
Still waiting for my money
Guess I'm a one trick pony
S.D.S.
It will never grow
Looks like I'm five years old
Can barely see it when it's cold
You think it's very sad
I think it's not that bad
When she sees it and she gets mad
Once I was on a date
Told her I'm like Bill Gates
She didn't know I meant
Microsoft's in my pants
It will never grow
Looks like I'm five years old
Can barely see it when it's cold
You think it's very sad
I swear it's not that bad
When she sees it and she gets mad
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Cuntraiser
02:39
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Everytime I check my phone
It's always the same shit
I hope to get a message back
To my photoshopped dick pic
Ten notification
From that hipster fuck
Check out my band, come to the show
I'd rather get hit by a truck
I'll never spend a dime
To help you unload your balls
Cause you and I both know
You do it only for the thots
You share all your emotions
And your traumatic past
Your music's a fundraiser
For you to get some cunt
I'll never spend a dime
To help you unload your balls
Cause you and I both know
You do it only for the thots
Stop trying so hard
You make everybody laugh
Get your reverbs and delays
And sell them on ebay
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Filth Commando
03:21
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Been locked down for three weks
My neighbours are losing their shit
I love to piss them off
I'm never gonna quit
Piss from the balcony
Steal all their mail
Puke in their basement
The filth commando is on its way
Everyday 18 o'clock
There's another sing along
Could you please just shut it off
I'm trying to enjoy my porn
Piss from the balcony
Steal all their mail
Puke in their basement
Tell their sons there's no Santa Claus
Shit your own pants
When they come to complain
Leave trash on the stairs
The filth commando is here to stay
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My balls are itching
Oh shit it's too late
I haven't jerked off
Since I'm awake
Mom is out for groceries
And Granpa is asleep
I sneak out and grab
One of his magazines
It's getting dull
Some pages are torn
Sticky fingerprints
But no Rolling Stones
Hairy cunt and plastic breasts
My dick will never get some rest
Ooh, the smell
Pull down my foreskin and unleash hell
I'll never ever wash my dick
And I don't care if I'll get sick
Jerking off to Sabrina Salerno
Heavy Metal Smegma Inferno
Ooh poor sock
Two pounds of cheese around my cock
I'll never ever wash my dick
And I don't care if I'll get sick
Jerking off to Sabrina Salerno
Heavy Metal Smegma Inferno
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